I Hate Heather Graham’s Forehead

People say that she’s a cutie
Some say she’s a real beautie
They would love to spend some time with her

But I hate Heather Graham’s forehead
It’s big and flat and shiny and it makes me want to run away
I hate Heather Graham’s forehead
She might have a good body but her forehead keeps delight at bay
I hate Heather Graham’s forehead
Even with a bag on her head I’d still know it was there
I hate Heather Graham’s forehead
It’s like a helicopter landing pad sitting just under her hair

They say that she is really smashing
Men would say she’s built for pashing
While women want to emulate her hair

But I hate Jennifer Anniston’s chin
It’s huge and long and pointy and it makes me want to hurl my lunch
I hate Jennifer Anniston’s chin
In the company of witches she’d have the sharpest chin of all the bunch
I hate Jennifer Anniston’s chin
I’d worry I could lose an eye if I got too close to her
I hate Jennifer Anniston’s chin
It’s a fact that she would never need to buy a tin opener

It’s said that she is really pretty
The sexiest girl within the city
So many want to have some sex with her

But I hate Sarah Jessica Parker
Cos she’s crap